Jouwmama

HD
28:33
автор  дата 02.07.2014
  • 97839883
  • 555378
  • 73946
 Проголосовало пользователей: 629324
Subscribe for all-new, weekly cartoons! 100 MORE YO MAMA JOKES ►http://bit.ly/1ESTfrv Complete list of jokes: 1. Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund 2. Yo mama so fat when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets a five-person kill streak 3. Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the other direction 4. Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn 5. Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke 6. Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito 7. Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes 8. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that" 9. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live 10. Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas 11. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested for mooning 12. Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent 13. Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out 14. Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack 15. Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper 16. Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night 17. Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at SeaWorld 18. Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer 19. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her picture 20. Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application 21. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew 22. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry 23. Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to Heaven 24. Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license 25. Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk 26. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone 27. Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe 28. Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker 29. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died 30. Yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet 31. Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage 32. Yo mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall he said "Oh no!" 33. Yo mama so fat when she climbed into a monster truck it became a lowrider 34. Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail 35. Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye 36. Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade 37. Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide 38. Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test 39. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games 40. Yo mama so fat when she made a PS3 account the entire network crashed 41. Yo mama so ugly her reflection said "I quit" 42. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck 43. Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was "chilly" outside she ran and got a bowl 44. Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang 45. Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares 46. Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her 47. Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's 48. Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back 49. Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing 50. Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry 51. Yo mama so ugly when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said "I quit!" 52. Yo mama so fat Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole 53. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man 54. Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high 55. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad 56. Yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers 57. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit 58. Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request 59. Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples 60. Yo mama so fat she's a map on Call of Duty 61. Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck 62. Yo mama so fat even Kirby can't eat her 63. Yo mama so ugly at the strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on 64. Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does 65. Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death 66. Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast 67. Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list (Wreck-It Ralph) 68. Yo mama so stupid she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war 69. Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her 70. Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie (Chewbacca) 71. Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, you missed the entire show (Breaking Bad) 72. Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed ...We've hit the description limit on YouTube and can't fill in the rest of the jokes. http://youtube.com/yomama http://facebook.com/yomama INSTAGRAM: followyomama hitupyomama@gmail.com
ЕЩЁ
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
Загрузка...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 14.09.2018
De allermooiste momenten van mijn zwangerschap in een film❤ . Zo blessed dat ik jouw mama ben mogen worden!!! #zwangerschapsfilm #Zwangerschap ...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 04.05.2016
Een filmpje vol liefde, voor de liefste mama's op deze aardbol. Zappy Ouders wenst alle mama's op de wereld een fijne Moederdag! www.zappyouders.be.
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 11.05.2017
Maud Wilms zingt haar lied JOUW MAMA ZIJN. Over zorgen voor je kind, de juiste balans en je eigen ding doen. 'Ik hoop dat zoveel mogelijk moeders dit liedje ...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 01.05.2019
In deze tekenles gaan we een tekening voor Moederdag maken want jouw mama is de liefste !! :D Teken maar lekker mee en maak van het woord Mama echte ...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 17.12.2017
Onze gesprekken gaan wat moeizamer. Wat eerst zo vanzelfsprekend was, is nu ineens heel anders. We praten over mama maar is dat nou mijn mamma of zijn ...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 07.04.2016
Jennifer Lopez new song "Ain't your mama". No copyright.
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 13.02.2019
Mijn papa is op jouw mama Auteur: Ilona Lammertink Illustrator: Eline van Lindenhuizen Uitgeverij: Clavis De Voorleeshoek is een online videoplatform voor ...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 04.05.2016
Een filmpje vol liefde, voor de liefste mama's op deze aardbol. Zappy Ouders wenst alle mama's op de wereld een fijne Moederdag! www.zappyouders.be.
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 31.01.2010
monica west - nee petra.
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 29.05.2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWUW4HvqFhs https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNsRTyFLl8-ie8CzookZOFw (NEUER KANAL) All Rights Reserved.
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 06.05.2016
Moederdag, een feest voor onze mama's maar voor ons is het vaak een hele opgave iets te bedenken wat ze leuk zal vinden. Daarom trok redactrice Julie de ...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 02.05.2017
Moederdag! Dé dag dat alle mama's even helemaal niks hoeven te doen. Verstuur jij een moederdagkaart tussen 1 en 10 mei 2017? Dan maak jij kans op een ...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 15.10.2018
Abonneer je nu op ons KANAAL: http://koetlife.nl/abonneer ➞ Druk op de BEL naast de abonneerknop en ontvang al onze meldingen van VLOGS! ❀ ELKE DAG ...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 06.08.2013
voor jouw mama.
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 11.02.2010
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 06.05.2017
Officiële release van de videoclip: 11 mei 2017 om 20u. Voor meer info en boekingen: www.maudwilms.nl.
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
автор  дата 09.10.2018
Abonneer je nu op ons KANAAL: http://koetlife.nl/abonneer ➞ Druk op de BEL naast de abonneerknop en ontvang al onze meldingen van VLOGS! ❀ ELKE DAG ...
  • СМОТРЕТЬ
  • СКАЧАТЬ
Youtube
    Загрузка...
      Сейчас смотрят

    У нас искали:


    Мой вечер свечи романтика my evening routine | kris smile Raflinews Pds sorti Odie amanda Special bass boost Yograj creativity Jouwmama Zülfü livaneli kardeşin duymaz Moma Mlow beat Джо роган про перчатки и всякую ересь в мма (перевод мма nation) Mustafa akgul Бахром гафури 2017 Madmaxlarkin Super f***ers exclusive sneak peek scene! (cartoon hangover) Flower pot shrimp and fish hides Wedding dance surprise wedding dance hip hop scrub the ground grease lighting Lesli mueller Nimi a U. k. .dansh